Wallpaper

Paris Hilton would make great wallpaper. Literally, because she’s so thin. But seriously, what Paris fan, watcher, stalker or even hater wouldn’t want some hot blonde Hilton action right there on their desktop? Of course when choosing an image of Paris for your background, try and be more specific with your keywords. Typing in just “Paris” might get you wallpaper of the Eiffel Tower or maybe a mime, which for some people would be improvements over a Paris Hilton photo, but I digress. But seriously (again), I’d go for her professionally-shot images, whether the classy ones or the sexy ones. Those sex video screencaps, and candid upskirt paparazzi shots should be saved for your masturbation folder. Here are some of my favourite Paris Hilton desktop backgrounds right here. They’re also saved in that folder I mentioned earlier, though…