Naked

Who hasn’t seen Paris Hilton naked? I mean, the whole reason she’s so famous is because of that sex video of hers, right? Before that she was a celebrity debutante, and when that sex tape hit the net, she was bigger than King Kong’s erection (as he was watching the sex video)! So the best place to look for Paris Hilton naked would be your local adult video store, where “1 Night in Paris” is still available.

Still, she’s got loads of other near-nude pics out there, because she is the world’s biggest slut after all. Here are some of our favourite images of her, topless or in the buff, but really, nothing beats that Rick Salomon stuff that made her a household name. That’s if your household consists of a bunch of horny male teenagers who have been prepped to look for her on the net by that “Stars Are Blind” video of hers that made their pants feel so tight.